• Nobody ever stopped for anybody but themselves; quitting must be as selfish as the act itself.
  • I’m a simple man, cut from simple cloth. But in a really snazzy pattern.
  • Bisque in the eye: is there a more middle class injury?
  • I cannot be bought! However, my signing hand has had one hell of a day and does enjoy a nice Chianti.
  • I think my work-life balance is fine. I just need to trick somebody into doing some of this damn work so I can go surfing.
  • Economy of words: never forget that. Ever.
  • “Now you mention it Fritzel did keep himself to himself.” History’s least successful neighbourhood watch scheme.
  • We are all made of Spars.
  • Care not for the ravages of time, but how you must ravage it.